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I was supposed to blog yesterday... but i forgot. I was supposed to blog the other day too.. but i forgot. so ill do it now. Make it simple and sweet. I was supposed to go to Jelly's Quincenera today!!! But i didnt. Cause my dad didnt want me to go. He was yelling at me. I think he's just jealous that I go out more than he does. Sounds stupid. But its true.

So i went to the beach today instead. I had a really good time though, except that fact that i had a HUGE BLACK HOLE on my back. Damn suit..... Anyways! i saw sooo many white, cute, hot guys there!! =( I wish I dressed up more. While in the water surfing, I was just floating around cause i got really tired. and there it was!!! RIPTIDE. We were alllll caught in it. But i didnt really care cause I know how to get back to shore! But meanwhile, the lifeguard was swimming over.
I was screaming, "NO!!!! I dont need any help! I CAN SWIM. I CAN SWIM. NO HELP! NOOOO." Then he came to "my rescue" anyway.
Then he was like, "What you guys don't know is that you guys are caught in a riptide."
UM, HELLO!!!! I KNEW THAT A LONG ASS TIME AGO!!! IT WAS A RIPTIDE 30 DAMN MINUTES AGO! AND YOU TELL US NOW!?!? Faggot. After Ken and I got back to shore, we went back into water. Into the deep. And guess what?? I saw that damn lifeguard again. But i guess he knew that we can save ourselves and we knew what we're doing, so he swam towards that mexican dude that didn't have a board or any flotation device.
And he was like, "i dont need it. its cool."
ANd the lifeguard being the total ass he was, "GRAB THIS....GRAB THIS NOW."
And the mexican did as he was told. He was then pulled to shore, like me.. -____- But that cool... i guess. Damn lifeguard. The beach was really crowded though. AND I met 3 gay guys! :D One gay dude was a producer! He helped produce the movie Ironman! Pretty sick. And yeah... after, I ate spicy chicken bbq and some hawt dawgs!! yayyy.. Then me and Ken play Velcrow Ball thing. And OH! Some girls walked passed us and Ken was trying to be all cool and throw hard. BUT HE AIMED AT A TOTALLY DIFFERENT PLACE AND I FELL DOWN LAUGHING! HAHAHHAHAHA. WHAT A DUMBASS. OMFG. Highlight of my day. I went in the water with my bikini. And its much more comfertable than with a tank top or anything. I was trying to tan out my back....

After my mama came and paid $10 for parking!! She sat there for a good 15 minutes and left.. Such a waste of money! I felt so bad. Then we went to watch Get Smart and that movie is funny! I liked it! SO FUNNY! JEEEEZ. And my day ends here. Watching The Kardashians and blogging shit up. Im so dark now! AND OMG I SAW THAT HSM3 POSTER BOARD! AAG!G!HGAHGAHGQHGH!GAG! WHen i saw ZAC'S FACE, my heart just melted. Literally. OMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. IM SO EXCITED! I CANNOT WAIT!! I CANNOT WAIT! And Camp Rock wasnt as good as HSM or HSM2!!!! YESSSS... and didnt have high ratings! YESSSSSSSSSSS. WOOT. my plan worked. I rule.

But you know... that Music Video: Burnin' Up by Jonas Brothers... Damn. HOT-TEAS. Especially Nick. LOVE YOU BABY

AND WHAT THE?!?!??!?! SELENA GOMEZ???????? Are they dating?? Are they seeing eachother?? SHE TOTALLY REPLACED MILEY CYRUS!! HHAHAHA. Damn bitch! Theyre the same age as me!!! =( I wish I knew them. But i got to say.. Shes a cute one. I'd tap that... if i was a guy. And this song is probably the best song they have so far. I really like it. REALLY REALLY LIKE IT. NICK LOOKS SO DAMN CUTE! I FUCKING LOVE YOU! MARRY ME. Actually. Zac can do that. You can be my eye-candy. TEHEHEH! PLAYA PLAYA.